ryan lambert

@twolinepass

your favorite team sucks, your favorite player sucks, you suck.

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it must be my lucky day !! i'm guaranteed to get my prize and gift immediately!

the whole city? does this mean i don't have to go to work?

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lookit this bozo on the right. guarantee he's a canadian living out a lifelong dream to wear red, white and blue

all these condiments are currently on my cheeseburger.

terrible bruins jersey foul at the suicidal tendencies show. this guy was, predictably, a total meathead.

get into this.

how is this a hockey card? why is it under glass on a bartop?

I am close enough to take this picture without zoom

it's not great but here ya go

last time swimming this year.

i know what I'm doing until the Louie season finale

wish had been here to chirp this hideous car

how they gonna act like this looks like milan lucic? come on man

Fire drill at work. Sure is pleasant out.

played my friend in blades of steel. he quit

Midlife crisis, I think. Biznasty would chirp this guy.

It has been exactly this kind of day.

bought these tapes at the local record store for 50 cents. they have a high ceiling for amazingness.