So the Astros are spelling it as the .45's? What does .45 possess?

One of these is unlike the others.

Gastonia, NC recognizes. #RocBeer

My beautiful @gAdventures group high atop Clingman's Dome in the Great Smokies. #headintheclouds #gadv

We here at @gAdventures do the Asheville Brews Cruise in style.

This is an interesting NHL item to find at a UHaul in suburban DC.

@threadhelp they are. Positive of it. With proof!

It seriously never ends. #momilesmoproblems

Someone explain this to me. #pats #bills #jerseyfoul #tombradylovesthecock

In @Cristiano's iPhone game you fling your blue balls at space crabs. #reallife

No frosting on the cinnamon rolls? Stay weird Canada.

This is allegedly guacamole from Green Cactus. I think they forgot the avocado. Also $2+ extra for cheese is ridiculous

I don't know who thought highlighting blue text w/ a blue box was a good idea but I'm not surprised the @NHL hired them

Definitely made the right purchase tonight. It's a magical world out there. #outsideofHappyValley

23.5 hours of @danieltosh? Fuck you daylight savings.

Don't let anyone tell you @ohkaytee isn't the awesomest person. She is. Thanks again.

Don't let anyone tell you @ohkaytee isn't the awesomest person. She is. Thanks again.

You know what? No. No. Just get out of my state.

That's a Roethlisberger jersey not a Polamalu. Somehow.

The things you can find at Hess, @dogfishbeer.