I enjoy dark humor (jokes by black people).
I love my new car!
I'm in Tampa, bitch.
Eating my Hyrule-themed cheesecake. I love my job.
It's a beautiful night for jazz.
Enter Batman's DICK.
In a mansion in DC, going thru--no shit--secret doors behind bookcases and secret slides. #schematics @ThunderBunny37
My shrink thinks I’m a whore. He ain’t wrong.
This is what I say to people from Virginia who run into me with their 3DS. Suck it, Virginia!
If you ever StreetPass me with your 3DS...
Awww, snap. I'm gonna go masturbate in the Target bathroom!
Friends with Tomodachi Life, here's my QR Code. Let me know if you import me!!!
One of the bars that I am treating myself to for my 31st birthday looks like a Six Pence None the Richer video.
@schnuth Right back at Uatu!
I've been taking these to get over my cold. I call them PATRIOT PILLS. #Expectorant #AMERICA
Can't talk. Busy.
Great show @BopAlloy @MarcusD @Substizzle! Keep making phenomenal music!
Chillaxing to @BopAlloy @MarcusD @Substizzle at @Teavolve.
This is me supporting The Simpsons for the first time since 2002.
Strongest man in the world.
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