Thomas

@TWEsq

Undefeated from my recliner. Gibble fisted. I don't really* care about sports, I just like drinking beer outside. Direct all complaints to @MasonMB.

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‘Eers fans are cute. I remember when I learned the transitive property in first grade.

#NationalDogDay “Still waiting on my bacon mojito, asshole.”

speaking of Marshall, found this perusing boards today. Gave me a chuckle.

The funniest thing you’ll see all day. H/t

Yessir.

#Ferguson

Challenge accepted.

Sushi wrapped in grouper and topped with crab and sriracha. Come at me bros.

Fucking Barners. Props to the creativity though. Didn’t know the DMV printed colons.

“Best #Foog in Florida.”

. was a real dick in Space Cowboys.

Oh dear, what have I stumbled into? #LeftyPride

I embrace my evil:

I’ve discovered the greatest chips on earth.

It appears Birmingham got a new CFL team.

“Barber, I’d like the Texas Chainsaw.” - Thomas Dimitroff.

40 proof “Alabama Shine?” GTFOH. That’s not ‘shine.

The most important background check of them all. Goddammit.

For those concerned her friend may be married: