Screenwriter: I am steady in morals. Elegant in manners. No peeing in bedroom basins. And still I am doubted.
Great London Signs. One of the best uses of 'etc' you're ever likely to see.
Is your child bored of playing with the same old Disney and Pixar figures? Then why not buy them... NAZI KIDS!
The role Colin Farrell was born to play...
Ever get the feeling your tomato knows more than it's letting on?
Could this be what finally transforms my complete indifference to chocolate?
Ancient mischief and mayhem has finally arrived from America. First edition, too! Yippee! :) FEED MY BRAIN!
Ooo, my Christmas supplies have finally arrived! Sláinte!
It's 106 miles to the park, we got a full tank of gas, a pack of smelly cheese... and I'm not wearing sunglasses.
Friend just sent me the ultimate dog 'going to a birthday party' outfit. :)
Sitting there alone at the table I suddenly had the unnerving sensation of a terrifying presence in the room...
I feel I should just say...
Planning meetings I wish I had been at... "Hey, I've got a brilliant idea for a new cycle lane."
De Niro... De Faro... splendido!
Caught between the celestial beauty of the Champagne Mystic and the gorgeous Welsh Witch.
Dog waiting patiently for ice cream.
Blimey! Trotters who look like Benedict Cumberhatch!
"... and he will build castle battlements to maintain his rule over his domain."
You know what they say, "Give a cat a ladder and an empty wall..."
I feel my fridge and I have come to an understanding.
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