And they didn't give him an Oscar?!

Stop judging me, Rock Band for iPhone! I HAVE a guitar. Why don't YOU go buy one? You can't bc you're a machine!

Congrats to Kate Gosselin for staying relevant even amidst all the Kanye/Swift developments!

We get it, Google. You hate America.

UGH

I sewed bonus pocket space into a pair of pants last night and it's a whole new kind of freedom. Phone security.

@aaaaaarrgg

Best hat

The skull

HELLO!

Meal ticket?

Butt print on chair

1st thought seeing this bus was "Willie Nelson?" Turns out it most definitely is his tour bus.

This is an EXCLUSIVE cat pic, nowhere else on the Internet. Yet.

this just in...

Invented a game called Catstack. It's like Jenga but with a cat and items around the house. Don't be the first to rouse the cat!