32 days ago from Twittelator  
And they didn't give him an Oscar?!
33 days ago from Twittelator  
Stop judging me, Rock Band for iPhone! I HAVE a guitar. Why don't YOU go buy one? You can't bc you're a machine!
60 days ago from site  
69 days ago from Twittelator  
Congrats to Kate Gosselin for staying relevant even amidst all the Kanye/Swift developments!
71 days ago from site  
We get it, Google. You hate America.
72 days ago from Twittelator  
UGH
103 days ago from Twittelator  
I sewed bonus pocket space into a pair of pants last night and it's a whole new kind of freedom. Phone security.
200 days ago from Twittelator  
@aaaaaarrgg
227 days ago from Tweetie  
232 days ago from Twittelator  
Best hat
285 days ago from Twittelator  
The skull
285 days ago from Twittelator  
HELLO!
289 days ago from Twittelator  
Meal ticket?
290 days ago from Twittelator  
Butt print on chair
290 days ago from Twittelator  
1st thought seeing this bus was "Willie Nelson?" Turns out it most definitely is his tour bus.
291 days ago from Twittelator  
This is an EXCLUSIVE cat pic, nowhere else on the Internet. Yet.
384 days ago from Twittelator  
this just in...
465 days ago from Twittelator  
Invented a game called Catstack. It's like Jenga but with a cat and items around the house. Don't be the first to rouse the cat!
  
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