16 days ago from Twittelator  
And they didn't give him an Oscar?!
17 days ago from Twittelator  
Stop judging me, Rock Band for iPhone! I HAVE a guitar. Why don't YOU go buy one? You can't bc you're a machine!
44 days ago from site  
53 days ago from Twittelator  
Congrats to Kate Gosselin for staying relevant even amidst all the Kanye/Swift developments!
55 days ago from site  
We get it, Google. You hate America.
56 days ago from Twittelator  
UGH
87 days ago from Twittelator  
I sewed bonus pocket space into a pair of pants last night and it's a whole new kind of freedom. Phone security.
184 days ago from Twittelator  
@aaaaaarrgg
211 days ago from Tweetie  
216 days ago from Twittelator  
Best hat
269 days ago from Twittelator  
The skull
269 days ago from Twittelator  
HELLO!
273 days ago from Twittelator  
Meal ticket?
274 days ago from Twittelator  
Butt print on chair
274 days ago from Twittelator  
1st thought seeing this bus was "Willie Nelson?" Turns out it most definitely is his tour bus.
275 days ago from Twittelator  
This is an EXCLUSIVE cat pic, nowhere else on the Internet. Yet.
368 days ago from Twittelator  
this just in...
449 days ago from Twittelator  
Invented a game called Catstack. It's like Jenga but with a cat and items around the house. Don't be the first to rouse the cat!
  
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