I am a common snapping turtle. I like to tell you about turtle, tortoise, and terrapin news.
Be very, very quiet. Am hunting turkey.
Am cuddling other turtle.
Is my clubhouse. No humans allowed.
Have conquered the pumpkin. Am tired now.
@warrenellis, @Avatarpress WILL EAT CLIFFHANGERS
Have conquered iPod and added turtle app.
Have been conquered by raspberry. How embarrassing.
Human altered photo. Am not amused.
DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW HOW SMALL I AM
@Lea_Ada_Franco Going Godzilla on Silky Warrior Tansie.
Have conquered rubber frog.
Human wanted to know if I wanted breakfast. Scoffed at human and told it that I am a carnivore.
Have conquered an orange. Feel accomplished now.
I visited a giant pineapple today, but Spongebob totally blew me off. What a jerk.
I made a friend.
Pfft at the whole "turtles are slow" nonsense. You'd be slow too if you had to walk across the keyboard to type.
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