I am a common snapping turtle. I like to tell you about turtle, tortoise, and terrapin news.
Do like reading www.buzzfeed.com.
A shot of my good eye. I still don't see very well.
You have crumbs in your keyboard, human.
Let's see. What should I write about next?
Human says this is a better picture.
I would make a nice gift for someone.
Am pretty sure that human is the impossible one.
Did snow again this morning.
Hello, big turtles.
WILL NOT BE CLEANED
Human, move your fingers. Can't see.
No, is too late. Am disgusted. Am leaving.
I am watching you humans, and I disapprove.
Who put this rubber frog in my way? Is slowing down my havoc-wreaking.
Here is less threatening photo, humans. Did not mean to terrify you... much.
HOP INTO MY MOUTH, HUMANS.
At the end of the day, I'm just a little turtle in a big sink.
Am getting fat and lazy.
Have new secret base.
Do think my place is fashionable now.
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