Turtle

@turtlefeed

I am a common snapping turtle. I like to tell you about turtle, tortoise, and terrapin news.

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Human put the egg under saran wrap and told me it's my job to watch it.

  • 1572 days ago via site
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Here is the egg, newly tucked into vermiculite and keeping warm. I still haven't picked out a name!

  • 1572 days ago via site
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Does anyone understand what this means?

  • 1574 days ago via site
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I like the way the flowers smell, even if they are confused.

  • 1575 days ago via site
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Aren't flowers supposed to grow in the other direction?

  • 1575 days ago via site
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I am sweeter than what was originally in this box.

  • 1576 days ago via site
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I hate you raspberry. You are not a hat.

  • 1598 days ago via site
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HUMAN! HOW COULD YOU LET THE RASPBERRY CONQUER ME?!?!

  • 1598 days ago via site
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Here I am on human's keyboard in April! See how much bigger I've gotten?

  • 1599 days ago via site
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My rear end is green.

  • 1599 days ago via site
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Scott Pilgrim is fun to read and sit on.

  • 1607 days ago via site
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I am a dinosaur in training.

  • 1608 days ago via site
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, here I am rocking out to the previews of your new album. Human won't let me purchase it unless you like turtles.

  • 1612 days ago via site
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Hey, ! Do you like turtles? I'm a turtle. and I need to know.

  • 1613 days ago via site
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I am the mighty Medlar, floor explorer! I claim this laminate in the name of turtledom.

  • 1616 days ago via site
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*grumble*

  • 1617 days ago via site
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OK. I'm down. But why am I on the cold floor?

  • 1617 days ago via site
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HEY! HEY HUMAN! PUT ME DOWN!

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I was having a good time reading until human REMOVED me.

  • 1617 days ago via site
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Why am I in a bowl, human?

  • 1620 days ago via site
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