I am a common snapping turtle. I like to tell you about turtle, tortoise, and terrapin news.
@mattstopera Maybe you just have a side job selling turtle wind chimes?
I hope none of you are buying @blakeshelton's albums.
So, @blakeshelton likes to kill turtles, does he? @ghostpickles @peta @modelthetortois @tortoiserescue @torttime
No cute for you. #stopsopa
GO PACKERS! (Ah ha ha, I am getting big.)
Human has found me a suitable distraction.
Trying to eat human because it continues to work and refuses to celebrate.
When did I get so big?
It is such a nice day to have a birthday! I am exploring the leaves.
This is what I looked like a year ago. Small, but fierce!
I would rather not show you my plastron.
Human took me outside to get some sun.
I am helping human take the flowers of the basil plants. Basil is kind of smelly.
I have acquired a strange hat.
The weather is bad here, so human moved me to a carrier before we took shelter. It keeps telling me to sit down.
I have one eye, and it looks like this.
Oh, it is far too hot for turtles today!
Human took me out to get some sun, but it is so hot! I sat in the plant liner.
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