1 day ago from phone
I'm about to jump in the jacuzzi with these birds. Try not to be too jealous.
3 days ago from phone
Just found the perfect gift for my insomniac bestialist friend, Dave.
9 days ago from phone
"We haven't seen him since he became a fancy movie star" - R2-D2's brother
10 days ago from phone
Jeeeez. Haven't they been humiliated enough?
12 days ago from phone
The Rochdale Hilton was everything I hoped it'd be. Perhaps a little cosier than I was expecting, but..
18 days ago from phone
19 days ago from phone
Jason's such an exhibitionist. I think that's why I love him so much.
23 days ago from phone
Really looking forward to the new A-Team film.
30 days ago from phone
If anyone wants to chat, you can reach me on my lambline.
34 days ago from phone
Blackpool council praised after successful campaign to clean up its beaches.
37 days ago from phone
OK. I'm suited and booted. Time for dinner.
39 days ago from phone
my dentist always insisits on wearing a new apron. The guy is obsessed with cleanliness
39 days ago from phone
Someone needs to explain the meaning of the word 'dignity' to Madness.
40 days ago from phone
@SaliWho Kerry Katona leads protests against the closure of Cheshire's greasiest kebab shop.
42 days ago from phone
OK, that's enough photos. Let me get back to the barbecue before that food starts to burn.
43 days ago from phone
I know it's not 'the done thing' to tell your friends that they have an ugly baby, but...
46 days ago from phone
Just met my girlfriend for lunch. Dunno why she had to bring her sister, we've never got on. She's such a cu...
50 days ago from phone
BBC cuts hit the Teletubbies. Hard.
51 days ago from phone
@MsMarmitelover See how much the Mail would give you for this. It almost looks un-photoshopped.
56 days ago from phone
