1 day ago from site  
1 day ago from site  
My favorite YouTube message, the Successful Error.
1 day ago from site  
Proof cigarettes are habit-forming, the cigarette receptacle is now smoking.
2 days ago from site  
No matter the avatar, SPAM still tastes the same. (like over salted gelatinous pork)
2 days ago from site  
It's getting close...suggest hairstyles and tag #virtualbarber.
2 days ago from site  
Only known cure is coffee... and lots of it. #caseofthemondays
3 days ago from site  
Turns out the flying monkey isn't evil, just misunderstood. Didn't see that coming. #puppetshow
3 days ago from site  
Live tweeting a puppet show.
4 days ago from site  
Magical, flying elf!
4 days ago from site  
#treetime (4+ hours of family fun) is now officially over.
4 days ago from site  
Until next year my pumpkin friends, for today marks the arrival of evergreen garland. #treetime
4 days ago from site  
Super helpful elf FTW! #treetime
7 days ago from site  
Never mind, turns out @amendedotest's account has been suspended. :)
7 days ago from site  
What did I do to deserve this? Serious, not a photoshop. WTF?
12 days ago from site  
OK, you've been warned @TeecycleTim, no more of your U on my U. :)
12 days ago from site  
BREAKING: I'm the Vanna White of twitter.
13 days ago from site  
Who wants to throw me a retirement party!!!
13 days ago from site  
Facebook spams me to *create an ad* daily, but can't give me a heads up on a new feature???
15 days ago from site  
These would rule the world if aliens forced David Lee Roth & Steven Tyler to mate.
15 days ago from site  
Computer was running slow, so I looked under the hood... A.MAZE.ING
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Name Todd Sanders
Location Green Bay, WI
Web http://utodd.com
Bio I'm a huge fan of the awkward moment. Love my wife and kids more than you. Play in higher ed Web world. #ihatesnow #imagication
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