Lord yes to everything here. How do you know my life?

She's probably sweating her pounds away.

An ill fitting gym outfit&this is not a themed party.Where were her grandkids to say 'Nana no!'?

Background noise again (a la @durtymo ) #wheretheydothatat?

I just don't understand this new fashion phenomenon. I just dont understand.

Background noise...c/o@durtymo

2 questions, 1. Whose mama is this? and 2. WHY LORD WHY????

Is this the reason Big Bird no longer has wing tips? ? This bitch grounded Big Bird.

Linger lave @Lexib183

"Top tekka' poses @Lexib183

If @Lexib183 don't recognize these three I'm disowning her. Boat ride!

Forget the rest of the outfit but that necklace, that color...giving me nightmares especially after that @durtymo post

Matterhorn looks good, very Inspector Clouseau but not bad.

Pardon me? I can't hear anything over your exposed nipple...or the rest of your...ensemble.

The ballons, her outfit and her makeup made me realize it was Clown Fest 2011

Ahhhh....*takes another look* Ahhhh....

Uhhhh drink 1 has got a lot of Chardonnay, the juicey juice is what makes it fancy. #cocktail

Cookies are done, that, grease paper on the wrong side but whatever. Delicioso!

Cookies are in the oven. I've got dough left for maybe half a dozen cookies

I don't have a very good pic but here it is,right before I cut it.I can't stop eating it.