Politics, kids these days, dinosaurs, dreams, dessert. Twice bitten, once cool.
I don't really tweet these days.
Bringing back this desktop background….
I think there is something wrong with my Messages app. -10 messages?
In all honesty, though, the animal in the wall may just be my morning hair… #bedhead #awimissedthathashtag
Too cute, I can't help it….
BREAKING: Correspondent "Dad" releases alleged photo of niece:
OMG, STAY AWAY FROM THE LAVA, LITTLE DINO!
Hotel porn selections cater to @sarking
omg it is huge
Ooooo cookie doughhhh…
Shall we? I believe we shall. #cookiebrowies
@hubbit Goldsboro Goldbugs! :D
Train train traaaaaiiinnnnnn (damn avocados making me have to go out again.)
Meanwhile! In the doll room... uh... wha?
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