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@trevso_electric and @Molly_Kats
I'm known to rap under the name "'Lil Taste of Italy"
better than Banksy.
I... I can't.
I have fun with newspapers.
My best friend left this on a 52" HDTV as a realtor showed a couple around his house.
I put the car dealing game behind me, bro.
Scotch meets 40 seconds in Photoshop...
I told @molly_kats "point to the one you want, and it's yours, deep fried." Hopeless romantic.
Cake my former girlfriend's Mom just baked. For her horse. Not a joke.
My orgasm face.
that's sew raven !
My line of bodywash for black men.
Surprisingly, I was asked to leave band rehearsal.
I knew my free Assurance wireless phone would come in handy
Thanks for the contraception advice, coupon!
i'm confused RT @DalaiLama been waitin on these dunks for a minute in tibet lol #swag
um....? RT @DalaiLama Maybach cruisin last nite dont hate cuz u aint me!
this is my grandma. She's alive and well in Great Neck if you're interested.
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