A toilet with a Maximum Load Capacity. Are they talking about the people or the poop?

Dear Intern: Your job today is to separate the runner bands from the paper clips. By size, then thickness, then color.

Hey @WestinBayshore, there's a pot of gold inside you! @Westin

It's nice to be out today in Vancouver

Natural lighting can be dramatic too.

When I got the "Essence of Desert" soap I was hoping for aloe vera and sage, not cactus and sand!!! #exfoliate

Hola is Hello! The girl next to me is learning English so her family is walking around the Zocalo to talk to English speaking people. They were so sweet!

Try explaining this to your 4 yr old nephew.

And I'm not going on vacation.

Like she said, I SUCK at relaxing.

100% on the spot

I wonder how many boys it takes to squeeze out 40 oz of this syrup? #PUNCTUATION #FAIL

Home made pizza for lunch!

He's DONE.

BEFORE & AFTER: My desk and the new 27" iMac

My iMac's Journey. At least now, we're in the same continent. #excited

My cat is trying to tell me something. @Oatmeal

Life Of Pi: I hear the movie is amazing! Meanwhile... You see where I'm going with this?

PEACE, LOVE, JOY, HAPPINESS and all those nice words Christmas cards say be yours this Holiday Season! Xoxo

And I thought it wouldn't get any better! Now with lights! Merry Christmas, everyone!