AUTHOR OF THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID/The Brown Eyed Idol Of Millions/The Minister of Propaganda/The Black George Clooney
If you're the ass clown who stole my gas cap, you can Suck It. Enjoy your day.
@seymorebutts I found our books side by side at B&N at The Grove. Between the 2, men should have the game locked up!
@umamiburger ain't no type of joke
Playing a heated game of Quiddler. It's gettin ugly in here.
@mrskutcher very nice!
These Snuggie people have gone too far, haha
In any language, the song remains the same. http://tinyurl.com/nqrnom #TWSSBOOK @mirthamichelle
#sextips http://tinyurl.com/nqrnom #TWSSBOOK
I saw my book in a store for the 1st time yesterday in the Century City Mall's Borders. Won't lie, it was a great feeling.
your favorite authors favorite author?
@willyville Rule#22 when in doubt, know your way out. Zombieland kind of ruled.
@michrod Woody says hello
Wore white and pink Air Force 1's watching football today!
@nomadest I put it in a frame!
Hangin' w/ @docmcsteamy on the set of Valentine's Day. Watching Queen Latifah, Jessical Biel & Gerry Marshall do work!
I could be about $340 million richer by tomorrow. Good news if u r on my Xmas list!
Live from WWE's Summer Slam! 1st match Mysterio over Ziggler.
Sitting in a parking lot watching Tyler Durden smack up some fools!
got it 10 yrs ago. spent that dinner deciding if i wanted 2 move 2 LA. this was my fortune.
Sitting under a hair dryer listening to Reminising by The Little River Band. I keeps it real!
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