Sports Writer at @independent and @theipaper. In Pretoria for #Oscartrial. One time Olympics Correspondent. Essex Boy and still vaguely proud of it.
Check out this brand new specially commissioned Damien Hirst work. The Independent Christmas campaign has started.
.@GuidoFawkes Think I've found that girl with Portillo on Tinder that @MrHarryCole was so keen on. It'll never work.
@MrHarryCole your twitter tales worryingly similar to mine. Just hope you find this girl ... http://t.co/28dtMh75Rf
Comedy gold on my Facebook
This could go badly wrong
@amonck "use your cheesebox kids, and say 'NO!' to cake," warned Bernard Ingham. Has he listened?
The lovely @gabylebreton and I just waiting for Dame Edna...
So maddening, having same annoying person follow you all round the world. I had it with a Dutch backpacker in 2005.
Good work with the underlining. Otherwise you just wouldn't believe it.
It's 31 minutes late so she won't be getting a tip, but the service from mother still not bad
@danroan for a sense of perspective, here's Roman Abramovich on that exact same paving square 2 years ago
To the Take That tune...There were more of them than us, we were holding back the flood, now we'll never work again
@harrywalker1 @larry_ryan @WillyDean but think is came out more this
@harrywalker1 @larry_ryan @WillyDean was going for this...
You go away for the weekend and this is what the neighbours do. Two pissing months of this now
Now "The Casino", but still no blue plaque to mark the spot where the nation's sweetheart punched a toilet attendant
When I first saw it, I wasn't convinced. Now I love it. A [rare] joy to be wrong. Vertical news starts on Thursday
Ah, Guildford's young dream...
Well there's a sight you don't see every day. Graeme Le Saux in conversation with Sir David Attenborough.
Gone a bit twenty twelve at the WWF's new Woking home. David Attenborough is planting a tree (not a chocolate nut).
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