I'm rooting for Germany in this Volleyball match b/c i'm pretty sure Denys Kaliberda is my long-lost brother.

I like that back in the days when he was a Vampire Hunter, Abraham Lincoln had Bobby Briggs hair.

This Bajoran conversation gets real as @JessieCantrell puts me & @mikeogorman to shame regarding Bajoran Riker:

Little known fact: Birthday Boy @DrewZachary was the runner up to Madeleine Stowe for Victoria Grayson #HappyBday

When Advertising Age does a graphic on "Which New Shows Have the Top Tweeters" obvs @DaniNicolet makes the list!

@allisonscag bummed you're on hiatus the one time I'm in TO w a rental car w satellite radio/lithium

Wasn't expecting to visit NYC today!

"Not the cognac. Just in case." #Clue #TimCurry #Life

The lady who cleans my hotel room is pretty clearly totally into me. #stillgotit

"Draw Something" brings old friends together. #warmth

@kateesackhoff this is step one on our path to become dan and roseanne connor. #someday #goals:

Snuck over to the #Warehouse13 table read & @EddieMcClintock slipped me notes like in middle school.

Aaaand #Intervention does it again.

Oh #Intervention. You never disappoint.

Goodbye to you all.

This is the most important text message I've ever received. Goodbye, world! cc: @trutriciahelfer @darren_trumeter

The #Warehouse13 episode 404 table read is being overseen from on high. #MirroredJesus

@vulture the Dowager Countess is impressed by neither Targaryen Dragon Eggs nor Gollum's Ring.

Thanks to NBCs Up All Night for guesting Alanis last night & inspiring this AM's Coulier-rage drive.