Random acts of sarcasm designed to titilate the funny-bone.
Jesus H Christ Lohan...You`ve been drinkin like a sailor so long,your starting to look like one!!!
I think a big ass dose of LIP-OSUCTION is in order!!!
" I`ll BE BACK".........For Seconds!!!!
Here you go mr.Wedgwood...Lord Of The Dings...off the crossbar....youv`e got the rest covered!!
Who am i gonna please with this you ask?.....Me!!!!
WHat the fuck do you mean you forgot your I U D!!! It took me 3 hours to get up here!!
Krykie mate..just put it in my pouch while i finish putin the shrimp to Barbie here!!
I was shooting for a cougar, and i woke up with this...no more shooters for me!!
I was rockin out to my new Archies 8track while ironing my baggies..when the wife yells outstop living in the past
Okay SURVIVORMAN....what the fuck do i do now!!!?
Here`s that popcicle you requested...cum and get`er
This is my version of home shopping in the winter!!
This is how we welcome winter around these parts!!
Calm down surfer boys...There`s plenty to go around for allcommers!!
My path in life was set out for me at an early age!!
Hey Clinton!! If your done with that intern...send her on down for round two!!
Ladies...a calcium deficiancy could lead to this!!
Had some Chickenfuckedsmokedsalmon for brunch....MMMMM!!
Lets check out the merchandise before i say i do!!
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