All tweets are personal. Extremely personal.
Obviously the restaurant doesn't like me... they've served my ice cream on... ugh
Still not over this spam subject header.
Looking for a gift for @nickhillman 's boy's 2nd birthday
I would hate to be this schoolbag in a couple of years
My chocolate souffle
Spider-Man 50th Anniversary variants (layout by Mike Perkins) stitched together...
Danny O'Donohue as a Victorian tramp that's just been blow-dried #thevoiceuk
Don't park on Graham Norton between 8am and 6pm.
Wtf? "No job to small"
Meeting Mrs Warboys
Jacqui Smith is looking more and more like Michael Portillo #bbctw
Galactus on the toilet. from "Wha...Huh?"
viewer sits too close to screen watching "This Morning" and gets sucked in
Paul Levitz has been shrunk!
will.i.am heading to a welding gig when his X Factor commitments are over for tonight
my boiler in the dark.
annoying place to leave a key.
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