'WHAT A NON-WIT YOU ARE.' - Michael Winner.
Did you just feel a slight bump?
Someone I know is seeing Dolly Parton right now. How the devil did they get away with this?
This wasn't fancy dress. This is how my Mum actually sent us to School.
@Ch4nster How did they get away with this?
Dramatic scenes in court when Kermit sees for the first time photos taken by his bearded abductor recording his abuse.
Marks and Spencer, you can thank me later.
I want this to be a job. I want this to be my job.
My mind today, beautifully summed up
Made my gran a sign.
I've decided to remake the A-Team with half the budget.
Just superglued the cats head to a horse.
My relationship with Twitter perfectly expressed in horse form.
I met @SeppBlatter once.
Happy Birthday @misterwallace Have a splendid day Sir.
Here you go ogbosoE. May be NSFW.
This man knows what he's doing. See if you can you spot the 'token' follow.
A cat and a cushion. The best thing you will have seen today:
My tribute to Heavy D. #HeavyD
@theollymann My thoughts:
@MacBojangles I have made an artists impression of what he'll look like 30 years from now. Some parents do find it somewhat disconcerting.
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