Todd

@toddwomack

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Just crossed into Rohan. Mile 600

Tucson (too sawn).

Mile 250

800 mile drive begins now. :(

Who the duck is this guy and can someone tell him Time Warner is a bunch of assholes?

Eating fried food in the LAX cell phone waiting lot playing chess w/ a guy in Portland on iphone under a flight path. Gonna miss 2009.

I have the capability of making a near infinite number of these "Vigilante Justice" tickets. So park between the lines everyone.

UNM Womens soccer goes up 1-0 on TCU.

A passenger on my plane just referred to Hip-Hop as "Zip-Zap".

Birds at Phoenix airport scoff at infidels' attempts to evacuate them from their home at gate D3.

At Gold Room with #6 American #Ben Kronberg. 4 bucks = a shot + a beer + free tacos (dinner). Join us!!

Good to be back in the apple!!!!

Celebrity magazine readers beware: you're missing the point of words and pictures.

LAX: the preferred airport of the Jetsons.

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