present 4- e. before christmas. a funny book about an ad agency's christmas party written in emails. who wants it?

i put on my antlers for the first time this yer. time for the office party :-)

present 3- sangria. alcohol in fish form. get a bucket, some straws, and a few friends to share this delightful drink ;-) first to claim it gets it.

present 2- a martini glass. sure would look great with present 1. the glass is still brand new. i never got around to using it. and you all thought i sat around playing james bond all the time. fooled you ;-)

Present 1 - An olive boat. Ever been at a party where olives are just sitting around in a bowl? That's so yesterday, let your olives party too. Imagine how awesome they will look in their very own boat. It's the only way to serve olives ;-) Be the first

oh really twitter? i have never updated? are you sure?

sings: on the first day of advent mister wong gave to me a pretty candle and an advents calendar...ok, so it doesn't rhyme, but i'm happy :-)

there is an 89% chance my cat is plotting my death

lederhosen are a gift from god himself for boys. 2 of my nephews in the lederhosen i bought them 6 years ago. still fit and still cute as can be.

@marcuhlig neither have we ;-)

my eye started itching and swelling up a few minutes ago. not sure why.

the kids thought it would be funny to have the cat also have a yearbook pic. so they made willow the chubby dude from 1998.

Soren going for that Austin Powers look in this 1970s yearbook shot

Finnie with a 'fro in this 1982 yearbook shot

now that is a great look for me. oh why can't it be 1982 again?

my mangatar. looks just like me, but my boobs are better.

view of lake washington right now from my mom's place in kirkland. it's a beautiful day.

twitter is going japanese, i guess. my status was.

pic of @marcuhlig talking about landing pages