Tim Carvell

@timcarvell

Writer of comedy jokes for the TV box

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Apparently, "Morning Glory" stars Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams and friend.

Great news! They finally made that magazine everyone's been asking for!

Worst thing about not attending the Emmys this year: I don't get to catch up with these guys:

Happy these exist / scared I'll discover I've been eating at a C for years.

Very happy that NY restaurants ate now posting these & terrified @ prospect of discovering I've been eating at a "C" for years.

One of the best NY Times corrections in recent memory:

Sometimes the best subway-poster graffiti is the small, subtle stuff.

"Well, just so long as it's for a madcap romp starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, sure, tow my car."

"Well, just so long as it's for a madcap romp starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, sure, tow my car."

Well, this certainly is a depressing discovery.

From NYTimes.com. To be fair, the Ed Hardy store *was* having a sale.

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What a sick, strange thing to want to see.

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"Um, guys? I have a note on the photo you chose for the box..."

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Thanks for the recommendation, Netflix, but maybe today's not the day?

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"That does it! If one more person asks, I'm putting up a sign!"

Note: This class is offered as an online video program.

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I'm not sure which word they don't understand -- "coins" or "cash"

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The saddest book on earth: The Learning Annex catalog.

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"People often ask where my precious metals-and-personal grooming conglomerate began..."

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"How was the chicken party?" "Eh. It was fun till this guy showed up and ripped off everyone's wings."

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