With a hip and shoulder replacement I'm probably the coolest bionic person you'll meet. Grew up in the prairies, live on an island. I'm the best of both worlds
Thanks, @wilw and @tabletop, for letting us wave our nerd flags a little prouder.
Oh, you put fresh sheets on the bed? Allow me to cover them in hair!
I've been home ten minutes. Jasper has already ensured that I am COVERED in fur. (He severely needs a brushing)
Happy goddam birthday @ritamarieL! Listen to some Will Smith, watch some Glee, dream of this guy and get yo drank on
@feliciaday much love and hugs from Jasper and I. <3
Contemplated closing the blinds last night - then remembered w/ 3 kids I'd be up long before the winter sun. #yup
Today, and everyday. Thank you.
THREE SLEEPS until girls weekend! Lisa's boyfriend has already stocked the fridge for us. He knows us well!
Kanye says I'm ballin' tonight in the VIP Lounge at @AtomicVille's show tonight with @SomeNightsIwork
You looked strong AND classy out there, @campbelladam79! Congrats on the Guinness World Record!
@Jenna_Marbles Here's a hello from my fur monster. He likes to headbutt you to show you he loves you.
Spencer cracks me up. Kids are awesome.
A perk of volunteering at running events.
Grover must know that Jasper usually keeps guard while I sleep, so he’s filling in while I’m here.
Christmas paraphernalia spotted at Costco last week. Noooooooo!
Alright pennies… let’s do this.
Spent the evening making Valentine's Day treats for wifey's gr 1 class. So stinking cute!
Oh noes snow!
I get a little excited over sweet new running shoes - esp free, and as amazingly awesome as these
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