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Someone was a child model! Bahahaha.


This is whats wrong with the world. Too lazy to put the basket up when the space which to put it is next to it

Drinking my woman beer

Blurry beguz I'm tipsy

Kind of tastes like pepto

And mo

Mother's day gift shopping @ Jubilee on 19th street. I don't think this dress will fit her but it will fit me!

No tuna came today


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Haha don't ask.

Pile of diabetes.

Idk I'm just eating it

Alright, she can join in.

i'm pretty sure this is not an easter dress.

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Soccer mom

Tweet first, safety second.

My first iBook purchase for my iPad. Sophisticated and shit.