Drunken, misanthropic asshole.
All of these in my mouf, please.
Guess which enemy my next juice contains? :( #fuckyoubeets
One of my BFFs from nursery school (no lie) just sent me this and I kinda freaked out. A black snake watch!!!
I'm also real glad my friends own a bar that shows "National Lampoon's Vacation" and gives you beers.
Why did I even bother straightening my hair? I HATE YOU, SUMMER.
Belmont cooler, my love.
Oh holy crap, look at the RealFeel D:
Holy. Shit. :(
This place serves a bowl of bacon. Obviously.
I think @demonbaby would especially enjoy joining me in spraying vodka into our mouths.
The McQueen exhibit was fucking SICK. Must go again!! Also, butterflies.
@jsmith8143 I'm preparing for you.
Obviously this exists in my life/kitchen. (Thanks @jsmith8143)
By request, a shot of the strappy suede boots from Barney's (albeit at an awkward angle).
Scarf purchased yesterday along with my complicated boots.
Obviously @marashomemade sat us in front of the wall of booze. I love this place!!
@jsmith8143 This is you. HA!!
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