*chortle*

What has happened to it all?

The name's Bon, Simon Le Bon.

I are drunk. At a winery.

About to see @duranduran. At a winery. Where they serve grog by the (glass) bottle.

Oh god no! What will I do with my evenings? Or my lunchbreaks? Or when I'm at the movies/cafe/retirement village?

Thanks, cunt.

I think I am in love.

Once upon a time I would have mocked this by stating how accurate the title is, but Twitter isn't fun anymore.

Check out the case I created at http://www.imakemycase.com

Better shot of my non-attempt to off myself. Turns out moving boxes give terrible cardboard cuts.

I'd make a terrible suicide.

What number am I thinking of?

Never let other people use your chat app.

Woof!

She's a little shabby. But I would. Oh, how I would.

I can and shallow bay.

@starinmelbourne of Sydey from a flash food eatery.