Lt. Dangle, Member of The State. Old Fashioned Guy.
Happy birthday @alyankovic -- may we all find your fountain of youth.
Look what @blackpiano made for my son. Behold: babydangle!
Hey ladies, hold onto your panties -- teenage Thomas Lennon:
Via @MattMira, where I am right now.
Can't believe I made the cover of LA WEEKLY!!!!!!
Anybody know where there's a good deer antlers trading company around here? Oh, wait... Never mind.
Ladies and gentlemen... Totally true: the Reno 911! Porno spoof is a reality. Pic is NOT SAFE.
Me and @nerdist, backstage at Largo. My outfit
Feel pretty bad. @jennylennon just left town and I've already got this bitch sleeping over.
Fellow Irish people, let's also make today a tribute to our rich cultural heritage.
Oh no! Me and @alyankovic turned into godzilla monsters at the OK GO video party.
Unofficial photo of @paisleyofficial from right this second.
I am never wrong.
Me @nickkroll and @davidwain about to do jokes.
Hey @DougBenson -- I found that office supply store you recommended in Chinatown.
Settin' it off, BUNDTCAKE style with @ginatakeabow and her old man.
Just approved the Rose Parade tribute to my balls.
It happened again. I think I need face insurance.
Teaching my son about the birds and the bees with Hammer and Graduation Barbie.
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