Thomas Beisner


Kentucky Sports Television host. I like to rhyme. I like my beats funky. I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

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I feel your pain.

Does the carpet match

So subtle, so good.

If there's a third wedding, he's off the invite list.

The groom's cake smells fruity.

Tomorrow is my anniversary. I wanted a card. Wife wanted 2nd wedding...

Hey Chris Fowler, FREE ENES!

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Here you go! RT post our picture up please

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I'm an unabashed Dirk apologist....but there is no defending this

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30 minutes to game time...who said Tampa doesn't have passionate fans?

Wife said she had a surprise to cheer me up. Umm, not what I expected.

Or maybe this one:

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Inspired by the "Free Enes" shirt on KSR, I came up with another option:

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Nov. 3 is Laker Hate Day (feat. )

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Hey! What kind of refrigeration company is this?!?!

Bengals fans, in case you missed it. Jerry Rice has your Super Bowl 23 right here.

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Let me guess. Your son is the one who turns into a werewolf in the 4th q

Going slow, just like a turtle, then she looked up and said she was fertile, and then...

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Ghana Rhea

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