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@this503girl

Defunct preacher's daughter, baptized in dirty water. A creative mind loosely contained. Flirtiness is next to godliness, but I forget the scripture reference.

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. How could you tell?! I thought I kept myself well-hidden. :( You're a goddamn ninja.

Guess my superpower is getting bacony breakfast in bed w/out earning it in any way, shape, or form. I win @ friendship.

How do you like them apples, ? #WWF

Zombie foreplay? Cracks me up.

STOLEN! , come on. Did you honestly think we wouldn't notice? ()

If you like a tweet, , proper etiquette is to use the RETWEET button. No one likes a thief. Thanks.

Compliments like these make some days more worthwhile than others.

Tastiest 2” I've had at the gym in a looong time. Mm mm good.

Hey - you may wanna have your people rerun their numbers...another staunch Repub Oregonian vote for Obama.

Why yes, every morning SHOULD start out like a scene from a horror flick.

My lesbian of a sister has no gaydar whatsoever. #ThisJustHappened

Now THAT is my kinda party. Clean up on aisle 15!

I want. I will. (AP)

This is what happens when you text and drive







a FORD.

I think is trying to get me tipsy. Doesn't he realize he can just ask me?

Who needs a Hitachi when you have this?! My thighs are still throbbing. I think I'm in love.

My eye candy. Mine!

This really did happen to me.

Cardiac arrest much? #NotMine *gag*

At last, my current view. #GoDucks #InChipWeTrust