Hangover be gone?

She definitely was born to perform Louis, on a pole in her underwear if tomorrows Sunday Mirror front page is right

@Goldy_VICE no worries, thanks for your help dude.

This is my GCSE photography grade final piece, still hanging proudly after 11 years in my Nan & Grandad's home.

@jammytaylor saw this on a dudes t-shirt last night. And he was 27. Weird.

@gecko84 hellfucktotheyer

Now this is a posh Espresso Martini, even has a truffle attached. Nice. @DanDeacon approve?

My new specs, what do you think?

The best picture I've seen all week courtesy of @VICE

@vclaireh just got motorboated by a homeless guy who had this tattoo. @Jolwoir1 and I are in hysterics

This cocktail has formula milk in it, tastes like Christmas. Very flavoursome and one of many Whistling Stop treats

@daniellepyoung jealous much?

What is it with Twitter apps and their bloody permissions requests? Makes no sense why I would allow them that access

Bizarrely I have insect bites on roughly the same part of my feet. How very irritating

My three favourite things, my sister @AshantiPeters, niece Nyah and Nando's #fuckyer

Spot the difference between my niece and my mother, size an age might be the only thing

@rubycadillac totally. They even offer chlamydia tests in the pubs, that and a free moustache with every shot

At the Water Poet with @daniellepyoung enjoying a badass roast. @SquireEsquire, @goulcher jealous much?

#HSBC = dumb ass mo fo's. How the hell is mans going to carry these in my pockets? Fools.