Stanley V

@TheStanleyV

I am a cat, being held captive by Mom and her crazy roommate.

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Bro, I don't feel so hot. *vomits* *passes out cold next to BFF*

  • 29 days ago via site
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I'm too sexy for my hat. Too sexy for my hat. I'm a sexy, drunk cat. #StPatricksDayStan

  • 29 days ago via site
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Kill me now, bro. Please. I'm begging you. #HangoverStan

  • 393 days ago via site
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Bitch makes me wear this f*cking thing on my head & drinks all my f*cking booze. Crazy Girl is gonna die. #MadStan

  • 394 days ago via site
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Shit. I've run out of booze. Somebody call 9-1-1. #Emergency

  • 394 days ago via site
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Put this photo on my pope application to prove I'm Godlike. Vatican said it was photoshopped. F*ck. #BustedStan

  • 398 days ago via site
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Want some candy, little bitches? #VDStan

  • 425 days ago via site
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And they wonder why I hate holidays. Kill me now.

  • 737 days ago via site
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Shit. Death Paws sent his associate to collect my gambling debts. I'm dead. *cries*

  • 749 days ago via site
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I was supposed to run in the LA Marathon, but I was way too hung over from yesterday's festivities.*cries*

  • 758 days ago via site
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Shit. How the f*ck can I be out of beer already?? *wails loudly*

  • 759 days ago via site
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You don't even wanna know what I had to do to get all these beads. *pukes red beans, crawfish & hurricanes*

  • 785 days ago via site
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As punishment for the candy incident, Crazy Girl made me wear a dress on my hot V-Day date. Oh, the humiliation.

  • 790 days ago via site
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How dare Crazy Girl accuse me of eating all her V-Day candy? Where's the proof, bitch? Oh. Never mind. *hides*

  • 790 days ago via site
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Happy Valentine's Day, bitches!

  • 791 days ago via site
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Now I know where Crazy Girl gets all her money.

  • 1094 days ago via site
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There's a Hurricane brewing inside my head. Hope I sober up by St. Patrick's Day. *pukes*

  • 1133 days ago via site
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Crazy Girl should know better than to leave her Valentine's Day candy where I can get at it.

  • 1155 days ago via site
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Vodka + Tuna Tequila = The Hangover From Hell. When will I ever learn? *vomits into Christmas hat*

  • 1219 days ago via site
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After last night's Dubbypalooza/Stanleypalooza, I may not wake up 'til Christmas.

  • 1220 days ago via site
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