I am the best friend and husband of Kim (@kimmyaporter), father of two amazing kids, & the connections pastor at The River Church (@HitTheRiver).
TOO FUNNY!!! Both guys and girls can relate. #fartjokes
This is too funny! #smurf #meme
Quickest route from Philly to Bel Air. #FreshPrince
I am thinking that knocking down a light pole isn't as bad as this.
Is #Adele auditioning for Mrs. Doubtfire 2?
Would anyone be surprised to see @Happyfeet0002 sporting this hairdo on Feb 3? @youthguru @UncleBobby78 @Dawnsgotfaith
Let's see how long it takes for you to get this. #nerdy
No words needed. #merica
This is too funny! #Bama #RollTide #BeatND
I do not see this ending well. #fail
Sometimes I really wonder about people.
Who wins? The #Mayans or #Jesus?
More proof that the #Mayans may be right. #2012
This pretty much sums up how Twitter and #Facebook has changed friendships. LOL
I had to share this #SpeedBump comic from @ArcaMax.
This picture just tweeted of the #Florida election committee counting votes... #Election2012 #decision2012
I would be more willing to watch the #debate if they did this. Instead all we get is 2 grown men acting like children.
I see nothing wrong with this picture. #Starbucks
So that's what happened. Totally makes sense now! #Dinosaurs
A moment of silence please….
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