Filmmaker, phlegm-maker. My milkshake brings all the boys to the infirmary because I like poisoning boys with milkshakes.

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I think I need to change my dog's dog food. This is the saddest poop I've ever seen.

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This is proof that the majority of people who buy music in America are a bunch of dumbass-fucktards

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Look at the Barrison sisters. They have such nice pussies!

Can anyone help me find a Conion C126 Ghetto Blaster? Some dick stole mine back in '94, I never got over it.

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Here's the earliest baby picture of me and -- ain't we cute?

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Did everybody see this pic of me and ???

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Holy mama... Screw Los Angeles sushi. Sushi Brothers in New Orleans just made sweet love to our tastebuds.

this is for those days you really feel like going to work.

New Orleans really is haunted

already eating here!

doing a wee-wee check

Coffee time for me and What do you drink out of?

That old dude is pissed that he doesn't have a hat as pimp-fly as

Badass homemade Coca cola lights...

Pork tasso omelette with onion, garlic, celery, red bell pepper and guacamole with mango for

Found an ashtray I made when I was 6. Might be the earliest evidence of embracing my SAPness

I didn't realize my mother has been saving my sister's ex-boyfriends for all these years

and his happy tooth

Mother Nature's embrace (a.k.a. alligator orgy)