The Royal Half

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For those that have never seen me and at a LA Kings game, here is a photo of us in our seats.

We're all in agreement that the Arrested Development photo that was released today is a tribute to the NHL, right?

This is the only debate I care about.

This is the only Farmer in LA that I care about.

I'm not saying that KHL hockey is boring... but even the Russians are hoping the NHL comes back soon.

TRH SNEAK PREVIEW: What pretty much every single The Royal Half Game Recap is going to look like this season:

It's lonely at the top.

Kevin Westgarth and George Parros look like they are auditioning for Mystic River 2.

This is the only marginal pro athlete with a last name that starts with R-O-M that I care about.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Krys Barch moments before he sat down on his computer and logged into Twitter.

This is the only Bailey I care about.

WORST. EMAIL. EVER. (at least until I get the one that the NHL Season is cancelled.)

The Blue Jackets organization is totally inept... their fans want to hire a 70 year old game show host as President.

I wish there was some way to visually represent how I feel as a locked out NHL fan right now.

I'm now able to read Tweets as I drive. I expect to be dead by the end of today.

This is the only Kippur I care about.

I'm a huge fan of the corporate sponsor of Anze Kopitar's new team.

Worst. Notification. Ever.

This is the only Michigan Irish I care about.