Ross Everett

@TheRossEverett

I have severe commitment issues to my Twitter bio.

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These things are amazing! I can't prove they're made of heroine, but I also can't prove they're not.

I feel much safer in case there's a comically large fire.

Straight from the streams of Volva... :-/

Mazal tov to and who are officially enGAYged after exchanging unicorn key covers.

Dammit! My ambitiousness made a name for someone else! But you said...ohhhhh I see what you did there.

This panda express fortune cookie is definitely choosing it's words carefully in case it isn't right.

If this shirt was truly made by a dyslexic person it would have been spelled correctly. Irony.

If this shirt was truly made by a dyslexic person it would have been spelled correctly. Irony.

Either this guy is terrible at math or he's making excuses for having one seventh of a beer

Best Buy has a whole Beatles section. Sploosh.

Bed, Bath, and Beyond just earned the right to keep "beyond" in their title with this one.

This Charlie guy does things right. A reserved parking spot for whichever girl is coming over to do him.

That's a whole lot of pages to say "Totally put out last night."

Chicago update: Kuma's Corner now Kuma's Coma after this fantastic burger Rec. by

If I drink enough green beer today my piss should be green by st. Patricks day #gameplan

Ah, yes. The monkey's natural diet: a paper bag.

Chicago. Directed by Tim Burton.

Potbelly subs = amazing! Everything Quiznos wanted to be but never could. So fresh and tasty and perfectly spicy.

Here we go!

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