Screenwriter & Academic @FalmouthUni, Occasional Drunkard, Time Connoisseur and author of Half Arsed Musings (@hlfarsd_musings)
#teambadger #neilcarmichael #badgerkiller
Oh dear. My spellcheck just prompted me to change the 'Widdecombe' from 'Ann Widdecombe' to 'Decomposable'...
Two Scots, a Kenyan and a Frenchman... is this some sort of joke???
You've got to love the targeted advertising on dictionary.com #shit
Just realised how sad I am #12 #Twelve #12/12/12 #12:12:12 #121212121212 #TwelvetyTwelvetyTwelvety12 #XIIXIIXII
Kevin McCloud's compressed face at the side of the #4OD log in page is a little bit scary...
This man knows how to live... #ABBA #fb
An example of the type of targeted advertising I get on Facebook. 'Freethinking gays' yea that's not patronising..
It's a little bit wet outside... #fb
Mmmmmm capitalism... #currys #liquidation
This is what 10,000 words looks like. Really not convinced i'm anywhere near prepared for this... #dissertation
I see what you did there... #smooth #fb
I wish the BBC used weather graphics like these #fb
This has to be the most surreal headline ever... #NaziBuddhaOriginallyFromSpace
I think i'm going to be sick... #StumbleUpon #Astronomy #Mythology
I'd be scraping something too if I had a semi... #london2012 #tomdaley #diving #scrape
It's the fact that it says i'm like someone from Equatorial Guinea that puzzles me. How is this useful knowledge??
How fat are you? Find out with the new BBC fat index. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328
Okay, i know they said something in the past about automatic tagging, I didnt realise it meant facial recognition!
The first sentence of this is possibly the most nonsensical explanation of a thing ever. #wikipedia
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