International Crime Fighter, Olympic Trapeze Artist, Regional Cheese Rolling Champion 1998! Profile lies a speciality! Never put a sock in a toaster.
Since when could people just add you to groups on facebook?!?
It been confermed the end of the world is not going to happen #armagedden
Fucking hell xeal of the bloody year #groupon
@YourSouthend they were pretty ace! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBk_BMCw46M http://mobro.co/willstevens
@MajesticMoochs looking a bit poor http://mobro.co/willstevens #movember
Dante to my Mospace #movember http://uk.movember.com/mospace/3112409
@nardooo were are you dude? On a lighter note here droll over my new watch haha #segway
@Becsamm I wanna party http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8 can I be a pirate lol
@martlamo woah! I’m seeing double #must remembertowearglasses
Look at this fucking lovey pair #boobies
Ohhh I like even(ish) numbers
@zachbraff lovely tits
Felix is now going to get LOTS of sex!
What's happening at st pauls?
Morning bumders that’s what this mother fucking early looks like baha rube
Still the bestest coffee mug there is #farts
@RAFairman here’s my iPad screen
Ahhhh why who uses a PC anymore!
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