Here's the same Twitter profile, in Safari. Top, logged in. Below, not. Why is punctuation missing when logged in?

Current speedtest from the phone. Laptop not experiencing this issue. @CenturyLink

This is presumably why the little coward @JoshWeaton blocked me.

My iPhone wallpaper. @DarkHorseComics #AlabasterWolves

One of these petitions is not like the others.

@feliciaday @kiala @bonniegrrl @veronica Is "party in the vagina" trending some sort of viral #VaginalFantasy ad?

Joss Whedon's new bodyguards.

The gorgeous new @OregonZoo site unfortunately does this on my iPhone when I advance the carousel.

Is that an origami Serenity?

Hey, @AP? It was a listening device, not a tracking device. What good would a tracking device on a bed do?

Frequently, iTunes will outright do this, immediately after a rare instance of seeing the iPad at all over wifi.

Sneak peak.

Here's #TwentyEleven, main index (no gap) vs. entry page (gap). Want gap gone, can't find how.

Here's #TwentyEleven, main index (no gap) vs. entry page (gap). Want gap gone, can't find how.

If ever there was a news story to have "News from the Ass..." above it, this is it.

Why is @petersagal with a hooker in this old #TheXFiles?

If only this were "#TheWire Dialogue" edition of #WWFriends.

This is what my iPad thinks about Floyd's wifi.