Music do-er. Comedy say-er. Player of @Roland_UK equipment. Occasionally known as Eddie Nuff with @RealRaygun. I like puns. Bad ones. They are my favourite.
Oh... Time of the month for this cake..
Dirty whore of a cake.
Statistically, 1 in 8 cupcakes suffer from gang rape.
Vagina cakes made by @ellacopter
Just had a late night visitor. In the garden now.
Oh. My. Fucking. God. I hope Christopher Nolan doesn't get any ideas.
This. Is. Breakfast!
White Russian in hand. Doctor Who on laptop. This feels like a sunday for the first time in too long
Yeah they're both mine. So?
I didn't even know they still made these. £1.20 though. Ouch.
One was an absinthe. One was a white russian. One was a soda water. Guess which two were mine...
I cannot stress how excited this picture makes me. Motormouth Jones!
How are we above him in the bill?
Tasteful journalism right here
These sticks were all I used for last year's #edfest run of shows. Now to start a whole new run.
Umbrella at a festival? Then everyone behind you thinks you're a cunt. So you know. #sonisphere
Hello Sonisphere! Wait...what?
Fish. Chips. Tea. Coffee. And GUNS! #sonisphere
Plot leak and new photo from Transformers 4. Bumblebee admits he needs to lose weight.
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