Life scientist, professional red shirt, always right & host of the @brewbloods and @thebreakroom podcasts.
I’ve added this to the top of my wedding registry.
That shit cray.
This exists and we are here.
THIS. DO THIS.
Somehow this feels racist.
Celeb sighting: @SirPatStew and @BrentSpiner at the Top Hats & Tails event in Dallas. They’re taller in real life.
And the fuck? Is the Partridge Family vomit look making a comeback?
Apparently @Macys now only caters to the faux-nautical set boating on waves of douche.
If you didn’t think I’d buy this shirt, you were 1000% wrong.
Best ad evar? Or most awkward? I think @angjonesy and @JaviFuentes need to replicate this.
And women say men aren’t good communicating: a perfect conversation between me and @travisdhill.
I want to carjack this guy just so I can straighten his rear view mirror.
Patio weather + my dog Cuinn always reconfirms that I am a dog person and I don’t want that to change.
The last sip.
I am the sex.
Lounging in my favorite backyard in DFW. It’s so damned tranquil here. I love it.
. @JaviFuentes has gotten so serious about this sportsball card game that he’s standing up.
Playing Rodney Dangerfield’s NO RESPECT Game: a nerve-wracking, number-stacking game of sudden death! @Creeshloo
@JaviFuentes Trinity has a vegan menu now.
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