Greg Stekelman

@themanwhofell

To my followers, I'm like the 4th emergency service.

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I have made a Mother's Day card. Feel free to print it out and give it to your own mum.

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I am in a room. There is food.

Viene una tormenta.

AN INCREDIBLE CONCENTRATION OF TWAT WITHIN ONE SHOT.

WOMAN IN NEWSNIGHT WEARING CRAZY DRESS ALERT.

Earlier I saw two men walk past. One was wearing very bad shorts. It angered me.

Poor Emma. I doubt she has enough breastmilk for all of Britain's babies.

My brilliant analysis of Rowan Williams, David Dimbleby and THE TRUTH.

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My desk floor. I'm working from home.

I make clear my feelings about Masterchef.

I am on a sofa on a stage. This is my view.

I bite my fingers all day. When I emerge from my evening bath, they are not a pretty sight.

Last night my tweets with John Torode reached a new erotic high.

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Red has beaten yellow in today's Guardian Connect Four text challenge.

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The highlight of Newsnight so far has been Nigel Lawson releasing a dove.

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It's really weird, if you look at the background of the photo... it's clearly Voldemort.

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I wore this jacket constantly in the 1990s. I was a proper indie kid.

Now with corrected typo.

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Goodnight.

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Harold.

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