I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.
I am NOT a school.
I have emailed Dorothy, who seems to believe that I produce the TV show Masterchef. No reply as yet.
My favourite book cover.
The new Team GB Olympic kit looks bloody ridiculous.
After jogging I allow myself a small, healthy low fat lunch.
I am going to lunch. To help cheer you up, here is a vote you can all take part in. Choose your favourite thing.
I have updated my calendar to include the budget.
Soon I will go to lunch. I will probably get a bus to my destination. Please adjust your charts accordingly.
Writing questions for the @Biggreenbooks quiz. The two lists of top 100 books are amusingly split.
Nick Clegg on his love of apples.
@Harry_Flowers I have even surveyed celebrities as to their favourite tube lines (some celebs aren't very famous).
Bloomsbury is that way.
You are here.
My shadow just keeps getting longer.
I'll be hosting the @Biggreenbooks quiz this Thursday. Sample the delights of Wood Green! Bring your own booze!
I almost forgot Mothers Day. Fortunately I consulted my calendar.
Yay. My tongue has almost stopped bleeding.
@iamjamesward The next flights from Heathrow that leave the country are at 14.50 and all go to Amsterdam.
@dickon_edwards @rhodri It is true.
@rhodri @Shequeen Here you go.
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