Greg

@themanwhofell

I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.

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I am NOT a school.

I have emailed Dorothy, who seems to believe that I produce the TV show Masterchef. No reply as yet.

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My favourite book cover.

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The new Team GB Olympic kit looks bloody ridiculous.

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After jogging I allow myself a small, healthy low fat lunch.

I am going to lunch. To help cheer you up, here is a vote you can all take part in. Choose your favourite thing.

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I have updated my calendar to include the budget.

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Soon I will go to lunch. I will probably get a bus to my destination. Please adjust your charts accordingly.

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Writing questions for the quiz. The two lists of top 100 books are amusingly split.

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Nick Clegg on his love of apples.

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I have even surveyed celebrities as to their favourite tube lines (some celebs aren't very famous).

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Bloomsbury is that way.

You are here.

My shadow just keeps getting longer.

I'll be hosting the quiz this Thursday. Sample the delights of Wood Green! Bring your own booze!

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I almost forgot Mothers Day. Fortunately I consulted my calendar.

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Yay. My tongue has almost stopped bleeding.

The next flights from Heathrow that leave the country are at 14.50 and all go to Amsterdam.

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It is true.

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Here you go.

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