To my followers, I'm like the 4th emergency service.
I found this earlier. I didn't buy it.
March 2012 in photos.
Henry Beard has a beard.
My updated list of celebrities on Twitter and their favourite tube lines.
I found this in a charity shop yesterday. It should have been called Space Moustache.
More on the rhombus strike threat.
It's nice of Gareth Bale to dedicate his goal to me.
Stamp size to increase to over 3 foot.
A shop I walked past in Wood Green. It looks like they fell asleep halfway through writing the sign.
I've made you a picture.
This was my dinner. It was nice. Don't show me your dinner. I don't really want to see it.
Hi @UKtesco, you probably shouldn't be selling yoghurts 4 days past their display date. Remember: yoghurts kill.
I imagine David Cameron's list will look something like this.
It's a pretty day.
Today's femdom political commentary, now with the correctly named politician...
The BBC football website keeps digging up those hard-hitting facts that the fans just can't live without.
"They call me Mr Bus Stop." (This joke depends on you having watched In The Heat of the Night)
Happy birthday @AssouEkotto.
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