I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.

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Alan Rusbridger's tweets increasingly resemble those spambot tweets composed of random words and hashtags.

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Murdoch: 'This is going to be the summer of reggae!'

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In case there is anyone on the Internet who hasn't seen my new Instagram filter...

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This is . He'd like to date a girl in London aged 21-27. Must be good but have low expectations.

Just trying a new Instagram filter. Not only does it make your pics retro, it inserts Don Draper into each photo.

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A beautiful photo of London in the rain.

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I just popped out to get some milk. It was raining. I saw a street tomato.

I saw this and thought of you.

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My contribution to Beard Friday, which I don't think is a real thing.

At my mum's place I found some of my dad's old records. A man commentating on Boca Juniors's best goals.

An incredible high-res photo of the torrential rain in London.

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None of you guessed correctly. It was of course that timeless classic: Southern Fried Chicken.

I followed Alice down the rabbit hole.

The Samsung Galaxy Note advert also provides handy tips on tax avoidance.

I am not keen on the new Olympic motto.

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I think we ALL know who is going to win the Orange prize for Fiction this year.

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Hello Tony.

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This is so true. (now with corrected typo)

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This is so true.

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Amazing hi-res photo of The Shard.

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