Alan Rusbridger's tweets increasingly resemble those spambot tweets composed of random words and hashtags.

Murdoch: 'This is going to be the summer of reggae!'

In case there is anyone on the Internet who hasn't seen my new Instagram filter...

This is @sadbearhandbook. He'd like to date a girl in London aged 21-27. Must be good but have low expectations.

Just trying a new Instagram filter. Not only does it make your pics retro, it inserts Don Draper into each photo.

A beautiful photo of London in the rain.

I just popped out to get some milk. It was raining. I saw a street tomato.

@LadytronFashion I saw this and thought of you.

My contribution to Beard Friday, which I don't think is a real thing.

At my mum's place I found some of my dad's old records. A man commentating on Boca Juniors's best goals.

An incredible high-res photo of the torrential rain in London.

None of you guessed correctly. It was of course that timeless classic: Southern Fried Chicken.

I followed Alice down the rabbit hole.

The Samsung Galaxy Note advert also provides handy tips on tax avoidance.

I am not keen on the new Olympic motto.

I think we ALL know who is going to win the Orange prize for Fiction this year.

Hello Tony.

This is so true. (now with corrected typo)

This is so true.

Amazing hi-res photo of The Shard.