I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.
Alan Rusbridger's tweets increasingly resemble those spambot tweets composed of random words and hashtags.
Murdoch: 'This is going to be the summer of reggae!'
In case there is anyone on the Internet who hasn't seen my new Instagram filter...
This is @sadbearhandbook. He'd like to date a girl in London aged 21-27. Must be good but have low expectations.
Just trying a new Instagram filter. Not only does it make your pics retro, it inserts Don Draper into each photo.
A beautiful photo of London in the rain.
I just popped out to get some milk. It was raining. I saw a street tomato.
@LadytronFashion I saw this and thought of you.
My contribution to Beard Friday, which I don't think is a real thing.
At my mum's place I found some of my dad's old records. A man commentating on Boca Juniors's best goals.
An incredible high-res photo of the torrential rain in London.
None of you guessed correctly. It was of course that timeless classic: Southern Fried Chicken.
I followed Alice down the rabbit hole.
The Samsung Galaxy Note advert also provides handy tips on tax avoidance.
I am not keen on the new Olympic motto.
I think we ALL know who is going to win the Orange prize for Fiction this year.
This is so true. (now with corrected typo)
This is so true.
Amazing hi-res photo of The Shard.
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