I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.
@IAmJermainDefoe Hello Jermain, here's a pic to cheer you up.
I saw this book in a shop today. It is the story of my life.
More books I own.
Some more books I own.
Some books I own.
This is my friend Mario.
Here are @wowser and @Matthewcrosby in a pub. I am also here.
Last night I conducted an important poll about the London mayoral elections.
April 2012 in photos.
It's Sunday. I have a conversation with Dr Manhattan.
This is a picture of a pentagon.
This is a picture of a rectangle.
This is a picture of a rhombus.
This is a picture of a circle.
This is a picture of a square.
This is a picture of a triangle.
Today's Google Doodle celebrates Tess Daly's birthday.
This week on Question Time, the panellists must debate in front of a hologram of a fox.
Lamb and potatoes done. Adding carrots and sweet potatoes. It may actually end up edible.
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