I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.

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There are quite a few things about this poster that I find amusing.

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My recently purchased coconut water, in both English and French. It's the ultimate thirst quencher.

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I can see you!

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Because you demanded it. A page of today's Guardian converted into comic sans.

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Get your Soho Fire memorial coin! While stocks last!

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I'm nowhere near Soho fire. Can't send the BBC a photo, so am having to do a sketch instead.

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The results of the great Twitter snog survey.

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My feet on Saturday evening. Covered in tiny ridges from wearing new sports socks.

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I genuinely did see a Michael Jackson ghost. Near Ally Pally station.

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Tsk. The Sun have mucked it up. Instead of Michael Jackson, they've done Ross Kemp.

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I've digitally inserted myself into the Blur concert. See if you can spot me.

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