I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.
It's hard to disagree with the sentiments.
My desk. Note the nicotine lozenges. It's not very glamorous.
Today's news pic takes in Friends Reunited and celebrity death.
Today's important current affairs pic. The North Korean prisoners are released.
Today's scathingly topical news pic.
Canapes and crudites. Note the apparently anti-semitic pamphlet in corner.
A revised photo of my monitor. This one with a big picture of David Schneider. Note the 'celeb' column.
A portrait of Twitter.
@Lifelists Just for you, here's a pie chart.
The places of birth results so far. A screengrab of a word document.
This book was found at a black heritage bookshop in Dalston. It looks fun.
I cannot overlook this particular slice of mentalism, scrawled on a phone box in Turnpike Lane.
Here's the menu with spelling errors ringed. I may have missed some.
And what's this I spy advertised in a Dalston shop window? It's aphrodisiac sausage.
Who is this strolling past the Anatolian People's Cultural Centre? It's none other than sweaty funnyman Frankie Boyle!
See how many spelling mistakes you can spot in this Dalston eaterie menu!
Here is my book. It was unsigned, meaning it was not purchased at The Big Green Bookshop.
Some people dressed as vintage barbers. I don't know why.
This is the first time I've seen the burkha/shades combination. It works quite well.
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